Masekhes
Shidduch Crisis Solved
1 Tishri 0001
Gan Eden – So you think your having problems finding your beshert, Adam HaRishon, the first man, androgynous and unique in all of creation, what about him. Now this is a real shidduch crisis. Rabbi Yossi ben Halafta said that making a match is as difficult as splitting the Reed Sea and this is in a world full of potential mates. “It is not good for man to be alone”. […]
Adam Says No To Aliyah
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Heaven - The soul of an unborn child is taught the whole Torah while still in the womb. In a similar fashion Adam was taught the complete Torah, before his soul was blown in his nostrils, “And He blew into his nostrils the soul of life”. Why the nose, his mouth would speak slander, his eyes would blink for evil purposes, and his ears would hear blasphemies. The nose is the most important feature of the face, there can be no legal identification without the nose. […]
Man To Be Created in G-d’s Image
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Gan Eden – Unlike the rest of creation man will be created in G-d’s image, righteous and upright. He will be born already circumcisized as a sign of his righteousness and perfection. He will have the appearance of a twenty-year old.
He will be both a material and spiritual being. He will be formed (רצײו) from the dust from the ground. The defective spelling of formed, the two yuds (י), eludes to his dual nature. He will grow, flourish, decay, and die like other animal but will also walk upright and have the power of speech and thought like spiritual creatures. He will reach from the earth to the heavens, “Since that day that G-d create man upon the earth and to the end of the heavens”. […]
Lions and Tigers and Behemoths Oh My!
1 Tishrei 0001
The Earth - On this day all of the land animals were brought forth from the earth. Including the Behemoth of a Thousand Hills. So called because due to its immense size it would graze daily on a thousand lush hill and strip them bare. Some modern commentators say that the Behemoth, Leviathan, and the Ziz (a giant bird from Jewish folklore) are dinosaurs. Other say the Behemoth was more like a water buffalo.
Like the Leviathan G-d prevented it from reproducing and will server it to the righteous in the World to Come. As it is described as eating grass like cattle it most likely chews it cud, a sign of a kosher animal.
Why do the stories of creation spend so much time on what the righteous will eat in the World to Come? […]
G-d To Server The Righteous Treif ???
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The Seas - On this day G-d created fish, birds, and the great sea giants, the Leviathan. As with all creatures He created the Leviathan male and female. The female he killed so they would not mate and their offspring destroy the word. He salted the female to feed to righteous in the World to Come. While many of the larger sea creatures have fins most do not have scales, the two sign of a kosher fish. Is Leviathan kosher? Is the reward for the righteous a bit of old salty fish?
Rabbi Elazar said, “These are the Leviathan and his mate. These are the seventy princes appointed over the seventy nations, all created to rule over the earth.” To rule over the nations, G-d Himself rules over Israel. […]
G-d Sins ???
28 Elul 0000
The Heavens - This incident goes straight to the top. Man’s alibi is still air tight he still has not been created, see previous article. […]
Original Sin, Not What You Think
27 Elul 0000
The Earth - Despite popular belief man did not commit the first sin. Given his record he would be a good suspect but he has an air tight alibi. He had not yet been created. […]
G-d to Create a Physical World
2000 Years Before Creation.
Everywhere - Sources close to the Omnipotent and Omnipresent One have confirmed that in an act of benevolence of biblical proportions, He will create a physical word. Its purpose to provide Him with a dwelling place in the lower worlds thru the service of Man. […]
